GH is Gary Haliski
ZH is Zach Hatefi
X-Men are Hatefi's teammates
Zach Hatefi, back row-far right, and his interrupting
GH: What have you worked on over the summer to make yourself a better player?
ZH: Tempo, getting the play calls faster.
GH: Who on the team has impressed you most over the summer?
ZH: Austin Black. This is his first year on varsity. He's working hard as a receiver.
GH: Who do you want to beat the most?
ZH Springfield. Blake Taylor transferred from here to Springfield.
[X-men are screaming Marist]
GH: What's your pregame meal?
ZH: Pasta.
X-men: Whatever they serve in the cafeteria.
GH: What music do you have an your Ipod?
ZH: I don't have one.
GH: MP3 player.
ZH: Nope, but I listen to Credence Clearwater.
GH: Anthing else?
ZH: Nope, just Credence:
X-men in total bewilderment: Nothing else?
ZH: Nothing.
GH: Who are your favorite college and/or pro teams?
ZH: Vanderbuilt.
GH AND X-men: VANDERBUILT?
ZH: Yeah, Vanderbuilt
GH: Pro team?
ZH: Seattle
X-men: That's better.
GH: Who is the toughest, meanest football coach at Willamette?
ZH: Chad Carpenter, I think he graduated from Willamette in 2002.
GH: Does he let you date?
ZH: Yeah.
GH: What do you consider a proper first date?
ZH: That's too personal.
X-men to a man: They pay.
GH: Where would you take a date for a formal dinner?
X-men: Taco Bell
GH: Oh, come on.
X-men: Oregon Electric Station.
GH: What meal would you order?
X-men: Filet Mignon.
GH: What's your favorite restaurant to go to when you're not on a date?
X-men: Roaring Rapids.
GH: What is the best thing to do for fun in Eugene in the summer?
X-men: Go to Fern Ridge Lake with the defensive linemen and the ladies.
GH: I think we better be done.
X-men: Don't you want to know about the X-factor?
GH: Nope, we're done.
Heavens to Eleanor Baker! Vanderbilt as in Peterbilt.....
ReplyDeleteMy english lit teacher, Ms. Baker, is haunting me. And I've been to the Vanderbilt museum on Long Island and I've seen Vanderbilt play baseball at Tennessee.
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